Tagalog pick-up lines

I first heard about pick-up lines from the movie My Amnesia Girl, where John lloyd Cruz and Toni Gonzaga teamed up for the first time.

In the last two occasions, my cousins and I gathered here at home and each of them would brag on a pick-up line. I, being the eldest in the group know nothing about it except from the ones I heard from the movie that I have mentioned. They would tease me and say “Tanda ka na talaga, ‘te! Di ka in!”

I challenged myself that the next time we gather, I’d have my share of these famous Tagalog pick-up lines. So I Googled for some and chanced upon this site that has a collection of the same.

Nakita mo ba yung mapa? Gusto ko kasing malaman kung
pano maka- rating sa puso mo.

Teka lumiit ka ba? kasi dati hanggang balikat kita, ngayon
hanggang dito ka na lang sa puso ko.

Punta tayo sa psychiatrist ko…
Sabi kasi nya dalhin ko daw yung kinababaliwan ko.

Sana pintuan na lang ang puso mo…Para pwede akong
kumatok at pumasok.

Boy: Anong height mo?
Girl: 5’6, bakit?
Boy: Ang tangkad mo pala. Paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

Boy: Alam mo maraming iba’t ibang klase ng view? May top view, side view,
front view, back view, kaso my isa pa e…
Girl: oh ano pa kulang?
Boy: Teka iniisip ko…Ayun! “LABYU!”

Hindi ka ba nalulungkot? … Nag-iisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko.

Boy: Teka pipikit muna ako..
Girl: Huh? bakit?
Boy: Nakakasilaw kasi yung ganda mo e.

Boy: Sana bubuyog na lang ako..para ikaw ang honey ko.
Girl: Hindi ka ba nangangati?
Boy: Hindi naman..bakit?
Girl: Nilalanggam na tayo. Ang tamis kasi ng banat mo e.

Sana facebook status na lang ako…Para kahit papano pwede
mo ako i-like.

Right! I’m preparing for this challenge, seriously hahaha!

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3 Comments

  1. Hi Mitch first of all thank you for linking my post. I don’t know how old you are right now but I think we’re on the same shoes I started to appreciate pick up lines when I was able to watch my amnesia girl and also when watching bubble gang. Showtime also influences me since sometimes host brag about some pick up lines which I heard for the first time.

    Thanks again, I’ll be visiting this blog frequently for updates.

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